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2001nen 9gatsu

2001/9/1: Haiku's out of style Soon we will replace this part with all-new content.

2001nen 8gatsu

2001/8/1: Planet of the Apes Please don't call them monkeys, fool They can jump real far

2001nen 7gatsu

2001/7/31: La luno su
2001/7/30: Kane du lesen des hajku? Ala gud, dan. Nur de gud stof har!
2001/7/1: Flosantaj steloj Brilas kalme tra la nub'-- Noktas kotone
2001/7/1: Hello everyone Sorry this haiku is lame But I'm tired right now.

2001nen 6gatsu

2001/6/21: Plena Vortaro! Mi
2001/6/10: Coming from Heaven I'm trailing clouds of glory. Or else I broke wind.
2001/6/9: I like Haley's "Roots"-- The way it describes the tough Life of tree systems.
2001/6/8: Grand concepts fight with The laws and rules of haiku: Tension brings beauty.
2001/6/7: If our buildings say Anything, basketball is The center of church.
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2001/6/2: Do not attempt to adjust your browser. We are under control here.
2001/6/1: It it just me or Is "atlatl" an odd word? I think, anyway.

2001nen 5gatsu

2001/5/31: My political Convictions do not tremble At whiny music
2001/5/30: Movie posters dance, Fall down from the wall and hit My head - ouch, that hurts
2001/5/25: Particle board with Scratched up wooden veneer Looks kinda crappy
2001/5/24: Perdi
2001/5/23: Time slips past, silent Weaves a tapestry and then Bites you in the butt
2001/5/22: Japanese books are All backwards, kinda like that Movie, "Memento"
2001/5/21: My car needs service It's been driven for about Sixty thousand miles
2001/5/15: I slip on a stone, Stumble, fall, and hit the ground. Earthquake to the ants?
2001/5/14: Haiku are supposed To have some kind of nature Here you are, then: trees.
2001/5/13: Writing some haiku. Can't write too many at once Or my ears will bleed.
2001/5/12: Hanging upside down-- Sleeping like the Batman? No; Spiking my big hair
2001/5/11: Buckets of hair gel Good for when in Utah or An anime film
2001/5/10: Hey all, write haiku Lack of them's a leading cause Of fatal cancer
2001/5/9: Life force drips away Re-reading the back archives of MegaTokyo
2001/5/8: Jen la poemo Sena
2001/5/7: Comics on the web Junkie needs another fix Post the darn strip, Pete!
2001/5/4: Boom! Pow! Get him! See you in hell! Bam! Agh! Pow! It's gonna blow! BOOOOM!
2001/5/3: I don't think so, pigs You'll never take me alive Now the Haiku die!
2001/5/2: You are surrounded Return the stolen poems And give your pen up
2001/5/1: These are my demands: Two more syllables per line, And a million bucks

2001nen 4gatsu

2001/4/30: Return the Haiku We do not negotiate With starving poets
2001/4/29: Empty Notebook Page Where have all the Haiku gone? Kidnapped poetry
2001/4/15: Oh my goodness me! We have run out of haiku. Again, we need more.
2001/4/4: Camouflage worker Collared predators stalk him But pass right on by
2001/4/3: The roach coach beckons But its call has no power Cup o' Noodles time!
2001/4/2: My file has been saved Some word-processing justice Vigilante style
2001/4/1: Whiney CEO's: Micromanage me and die! Office blow-piping

2001nen 3gatsu

2001/3/31: If you can read this Then it is too late for me Try to haiku on
2001/3/30: A mouse cord garrote Workplace assassination Boss is out today
2001/3/29: Tragedy plus time Don't let it fester inside Your pain is funny
2001/3/28: I just killed a clown Blood flows out in candy stripes Laughter now resumes
2001/3/27: Ich mag' meine Job: Computerspeilen machen Gott sei dank daf
2001/3/26: Eggs and sausages My skull is the frying pan Breakfast of toothpaste
2001/3/25: Planet of the Apes Tim Burton will bring it back Aren't we so lucky?
2001/3/24: No inspiration Comes to this newly wakened Poet; too bad, huh?
2001/3/23: Out of the chaos - Stray words, unformed sentences - I write this haiku.
2001/3/22: Non posso farlo! Questa lingua ha tropo Sillabe per hai...
2001/3/21: Forse
2001/3/20: Video of the past, Trapped time in a garage; For View in a box.
2001/3/19: "Bed time for Bonzo!" The little girl cries to dad. Monkeys pick bum fleas.
2001/3/18: In herbs and spices I will take away your life, And call you chicken.
2001/3/17: Secret formula: Five syllables followed by seven; five again.
2001/3/9: Questions do I ask Answers am I seeking out Nobody will talk
2001/3/8: Night is coming fast But what worries me the most Will we see a dawn?
2001/3/7: Appeasement failed once Who will rally the left wing? Where is our Winston?
2001/3/6: What about the Dems? They are too occupied with Reliving Munich
2001/3/5: Now we are ruined Fascist Republican thugs Rule the Capitol
2001/3/4: Clinton is a skunk Why did we all follow him? We were all just sheep
2001/3/3: One thing is certain: Bush will build the bridge to the 19th century
2001/3/2: Bush is president Corporations rule us all When will this dream end?
2001/3/1: Gladiator sucked Why was it nominated? Hollywood is rigged

2001nen 2gatsu

2001/2/28: Oscars have gone south Crap movies nominated I blame Titanic!
2001/2/27: Grad school is my dream I'd give anything to go Will a $20 do?
2001/2/26: 2001 Is not as enjoyable Without monoliths
2001/2/25: Curse Iomega For ignoring my freakish Zip drive on their site.
2001/2/24: 1984: A totalitarian society, no?
2001/2/23: 1394: A high-speed serial bus For all my data.
2001/2/22: Eskimos have a hundred words or so for Snow. I have one, it's "cold."
2001/2/21: Apple lied about their Blue
2001/2/20: Pourquoi écris-je quelques haiku en français? Ils sont japonais...
2001/2/19: La partie mauvaise De l'étudie de français, C'est ces Français fous.
2001/2/18: I wonder aloud, Why can't Windows 98 Stop crashing so much?
2001/2/17: Oh flu-like symptoms, I hope you don't turn out to Be meningitis.
2001/2/16: E-mail contains a virus which will eat your brain. Do not open it.
2001/2/15: Writing my haiku After the class is finished Illuminating
2001/2/14: This Bj
2001/2/13: Blackest India ink being scrawled on my binder fully illegible
2001/2/12: Bullets and flesh dance To the music of laughter He watches it all
2001/2/11: No flesh shall be spared Meaningless blasphemies roared Shattering impact
2001/2/10: Squinting far across Blade and tooth flash anxiously Blood, spittle and fear
2001/2/9: Great distances crossed Two specks meet in wide expanse And join together
2001/2/8: Arms raised in tribute The body praises the head Till death do they part
2001/2/7: The madman goes south To find his army of sin Bloody horizon
2001/2/6: Just when you thought that Poetry was safe again Eternal Haiku
2001/2/5: New Haiku Number 897522 Made in the U.S.
2001/2/4: This poem was made By Moistysoft HaikuGen Version 4.2
2001/2/3: Empty haiku dish Sad poetry starvation Please, sirs, we want more!
2001/2/2: Stick a fork in me I'm done with all this haiku Entertain yourself
2001/2/1: The speed we write these Haiku is regulated. Don't get a ticket!

2001nen 1gatsu

2001/1/31: If I had talent I might write stuff worth reading. But this is more fun.
2001/1/30: Blossoms softly fall Like snow from...no, I can't write That. That is too lame.
2001/1/29: Hey, dry your eyes, man. No need to cry just 'cause I Kicked you in the sweets.
2001/1/28: Dick, Bertha, and Thad. These names are bad, but not the Worst. That's 'Buttscrubber.'
2001/1/27: Old people, take heed: You're not funny. Leave humor To the younger folks.
2001/1/26: Haiku on the brain! Haiku on the brain! I've got Haiku on the brain!
2001/1/25: Meatball on the brain! Forget about that--I've got Haiku on the brain!
2001/1/24: Life is a book, or So they say. If so, I hope Mine's a picture book.
2001/1/23: Is it wrong to hy- Phenate long words in hai- Ku? I sure hope not.
2001/1/22: You need to put some Oil in that baby, lady. It's starting to squeak.
2001/1/21: A perfect woman Could speak in semi-colons;--- Where are you, smart girl?!
2001/1/20: I don't know this guy; Why is he talking to me? Get away, freak boy!
2001/1/19: Change is the only Thing of which we can be sure. Well, and stupid people.
2001/1/18: Public officials Debate, but I vote 'possum. Herb for President!
2001/1/17: Tupac had problems But still managed to outlive His Shakur namesake
2001/1/16: The Black Box of Death No metal is safe from the Inferno within
2001/1/15: The Blazing Laser One hundred percent Laser Even when it talked
2001/1/14: From tiny blue car Out they pour, row after row USED4CE lives on
2001/1/13: Everybody hide The Clown Brigade is in town They eat human flesh
2001/1/12: Subtract U from 2 Add seventy years or so And get factored out
2001/1/11: Ticking and tocking Just waiting for tomorrow To do the same thing
2001/1/10: Armies hold no sway Over my shining crimson Legions of coke cans
2001/1/9: Thunder claps my back "Tough break," consoles a maelstrom I just storm away
2001/1/8: I'm calm like the song Screeching and singing of war While I play my Pong
2001/1/7: You can't learn BOOYAH And you must possess BOOYAH To recognize it
2001/1/6: What do you want now? Sorry, no haiku today We take breaks sometimes
2001/1/5: Promise never to Sing "Sunday Bloody Sunday" Or the dog gets it
2001/1/4: My shoes are now hooves Tail and horns tear my clothing Damned to fashion Hell
2001/1/3: My mind is racing Exhaust burns at leaky eyes Driving in circles
2001/1/2: Ich hei
2001/1/1: Tall, smooth, and shiny, Dimensioned in square's sequence. Teach me how to kill!

2000nen 12gatsu

2000/12/31: Free was not U2 But Wade recalls another Discotheque's alright
2000/12/30: "RAID??" scream the roaches But we all know what they meant Scourge of insects: WADE!!!
2000/12/29: I "heart" you dearly I mean, "I heard you clearly" Please stop that shouting
2000/12/28: Sleeping puppy dog Lounging, peaceful luxury Lucky S.O.B.
2000/12/27: Lingua latina: Damn
2000/12/26: I saw a movie But I forgot what it was. It must have been bad.
2000/12/25: Christmas is a time To celebrate the birthday Of our lord, Credit
2000/12/24: Purchasing albums Which have only one good song... Shoulda used Napster.
2000/12/23: Listening to us Any person must be moved. That's how good we are.
2000/12/22: Dung heap 'round midnight All the hip beetles are here Shit-faced and funky
2000/12/21: Infernal blockage Hellish wrath bloated with sin Satan just needs bran
2000/12/20: Sifl and Olly Need hands up their anuses To sing funny songs
2000/12/19: Piss the night away Tip the cup and let it flow Frothy and golden
2000/12/1: Crickey, what is this, do I look like a fireman? The cake is ablaze!

2000nen 11gatsu

2000nen 10gatsu

2000/10/28: As angels look'd on A new, exciting age dawned With the birth of Don
2000/10/27: I say goodbye to A part of myself each day Flush it down with tears
2000/10/26: Floating in darkness Tinkle, tinkle, little star Fish have to pee too
2000/10/25: Artistic haiku Are ones the Japanese write. Whities like my crap.
2000/10/24: Most words are used for Business papers and the like. But I do haiku.
2000/10/23: Fart fart fart fart fart Fart fart fart fart fart fart fart Twelve farts just for you
2000/10/22: Believe in yourself And you will succeed in life Narcissism earns
2000/10/21: Treacherous pillow Steals the color from my dreams Slumber sabotaged
2000/10/20: The angel of death Will not touch the accountants Taxes are his match
2000/10/19: This is not haiku Today is opposite day Nothing's as it seems
2000/10/18: I'd like to purchase Weapons grade uranium. For here or to go?
2000/10/17: Tom Robbins is great But he had better watch out His last book really stunk.
2000/10/16: Creepy old lady -- She grins like a nightmare, thinks She is so witty.
2000/10/15: Are you a Doors fan? You own Waiting for the Sun? Nothing else can count
2000/10/14: They Might Be Giants Yeah, we can approve of them And the Statesmen too.
2000/10/13: The sane among us Are rather against Tom Waits Except in Fight Club
2000/10/12: Wade don't like U2 The rest of us rather do Bono killed his dog.
2000/10/11: Vibber, Cruickshank, Sands, Moisty Meadows is, Andes, Anthony Waldram
2000/10/10: Vibber Cruickshank Sands These are the men of Moisty Anthony Waldram
2000/10/9: Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Ur'nus Nept Pluto
2000/10/8: Carrot frisbee bean Cromwell Glass Dispensation Encephalitis
2000/10/7: Pull out all my teeth I won't be going easy My brain wont be picked!!
2000/10/6: I think anyone Who uses "poo" in haiku Should know that they rhyme.
2000/10/5: What did the greeks know? I don't buy the whole muse thing. Poems, art are brain poo.
2000/10/4: Can a muse be bought? I need cheap inspiration. Do you take coupons?
2000/10/3: My muse is fickle I write something inspired Then I write this crap
2000/10/2: I'd write some haiku But my muse has left me dry Filthy heartless muse
2000/10/1: Haiku Haiku Hai Haiku Haiku Haiku Hai Haiku Hai Hai Hai!!

2000nen 9gatsu

2000/9/30: I wrote these Haiku And sent them via email. Haiku in 2K!
2000/9/29: Sometimes I wonder Should haiku be made to rhyme? Or would't be blunder?
2000/9/28: In Haiku you get Seventeen syllables, three lines: A couplet, a spare
2000/9/27: Dave went to Ireland Haiku may not be his thing He will write lim'ricks
2000/9/26: Haiku is OK But if we were really good We would write sonnets
2000/9/25: Les
2000/9/24: I write poor haiku But if I wrote good haiku It would not be here!
2000/9/23: If you haven't guessed: R E S P E C T Means a lot to me
2000/9/22: Naked baby butts Sell diapers and talcum, but Really creep me out
2000/9/21: What happened to you? Fresh faced, famous, then Earth 2 Poor Noxeema Girl
2000/9/20: Freakish clown demons Masked thieves and purple giants... Anyone hungry?
2000/9/19: Stupid old lady, just look Don't blame me for your blindness The beef is right there
2000/9/18: Please squeeze the Charmin Grab it with two hands and show that Whipple who's boss
2000/9/17: He cooks the cow bits, Flipping and frying with skill Tasty hamburgers.
2000/9/16: Sometimes I can't fit All the syllables I need To make a good hai
2000/9/15: Sometimes I don't try To do things I've never done Just in case I can't
2000/9/14: Grass is always green No matter which side it's on Fertilizer works
2000/9/13: I wonder if I Can write this haiku without Writing 'haiku.' Nope.
2000/9/12: Japanese Colonel Makes Kentucky Fried Haiku. Mmm...tasty poem.
2000/9/11: Finish this haiku: _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____
2000/9/10: Haiku poke my brain, Fly and dance and spin around. I think I need sleep.
2000/9/9: Little blade of grass Underneath my giant feet A cow will eat you.
2000/9/8: One Harry Potter Between two slices of bread Extra mayo please
2000/9/7: Sitting makes odd sounds Green ink oozing everywhere My wallet is wet
2000/9/6: Glowing blue crawdads Try to steal my testicles... Wrong medication
2000/9/5: A little stone owl Keeping a diligent watch Over my mousepad
2000/9/4: I went to CostCo To buy back-to-school supplies No colored binders.
2000/9/3: Asian ascetic Holding a sign by the road: "Will haiku for food."
2000/9/2: This haiku space is Available for purchase At ebay.com
2000/9/1: They say blood is blue When it's inside your body Unless you're Vulcan

2000nen 8gatsu

2000/8/31: Thick, grayish stuff oozed From my nostrils yesterday I'm rotting in there
2000/8/30: I remembered what I thought I had forgotten But it's all gone now
2000/8/29: I am Iron Man Underneath my robes of flesh It's all metal, babe
2000/8/28: 'Send me on my way' Pleads the singer of the song But I ignore him
2000/8/27: Turn your head around Whatever you do don't look This haiku is bad
2000/8/26: This one has no point I just wrote it to kill time Nothing to see here
2000/8/25: Of all my virtues I would say that my haiku Are fairest of all
2000/8/24: Glasses make you smart All of the cartoons say so Cartoons never lie
2000/8/23: Your daily haiku Is brought to you by Wade Sands The Haiku Guru
2000/8/22: Ali
2000/8/20: Stream of consciousness Is the only way to write Quality haiku
2000/8/19: Keyboards get sticky When you eat at the computer I shouldn't do that
2000/8/18: The glowing haiku Sits on Wade's computer screen And does little more
2000/8/17: Mp3's can help Young bands get recognition But starve Lars Ulrich
2000/8/16: Mouses are not mice Alone, they share the same name Their plurals differ
2000/8/15: Five syllables here In between there are seven Five more on bottom
2000/8/14: The haiku awaits Wade's gentle depression of The Save File button
2000/8/4: This is the content of my exciting web site. It is a temp hack
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