Characters of Earlvolution

Squeeek! Earl the Incredible Squirrel: In drafts 1 through 7, Earl was transformed from a squirrel leader into a human being. In later drafts, it is assumed that this is only his belief and that he is insane... or perhaps the sanest of all of us.

Finding himself in the alien world of humanity, Earl does his best to fit in. He adapts to human clothing, gets a job, and makes some human friends... But he remains a squirrel at heart and when he finds himself tangling with the nut-hoarding, squirrel-killing Psi-Co Nut Corporation he fights them with every ounce of squirrely strength he can hold in his cheeks!

Meg A. Korpoorashun (to come)

Merl the Unsavory Squirrel (to come)

Eat me!! Nutty, the Psi-Co Peanut is the mascot for the international conglomerate Psi-Co Nut Corporation. It's generally assumed that he is only an animated cartoon and a foam rubber suit donned by minimum-wage-slaves at special occasions, but Nutty is in fact a living force all his own, made incarnate by the sheer amount of cruelty involved in the company's evil deeds.

He enjoys frightening small children, devouring the quivering little souls of less popular nuts such as cashews, and moonlit walks on the beach.

Pearl the Flying Girl Squirrel (to come)

And many more!

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