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In the tradition of the ancient Athenians, Robert has been ostracized from Moisty proper, and forced to spend four years in exile in Northern California. While at first he enjoyed his hedonistic lifestyle at UC Berkeley, his graduation from college has left him adrift in a provincial region filled with idiots, ignorant middle-aged burnouts, and yuppie scum.

Currently Robert is working for a non-profit called Save-the-Redwoods, where he spends his days playing with computers and discussing literature and music with his co-workers. He hates every minute of the day he works, and is currently trying to knock down the doors of several prestigious East Coast graduate schools to further his dream of becoming an eminent historian. He is also an active writer and political theorist, currently trying evangelizing the cause of the Greens.

Robert has had roles in several Moisty films, including Peaceful Uses of Outer Space; Caesar: And You Too, You Brute; and as the Hitchhiker in the film of the same name. Robert also had a memorable role as Hannibal's head fanner in Seaburd's The Latin Video.

While his sentence of ostracism ends in mid-May 2001, Robert's role in Moisty filmmaking remains to be determined. Perhaps he'll hold the boom mike, or give scripting a whirl. Only God knows, and he ain't telling.

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